Happy New Year's Eve! Farewell to 2005 and all the lovely things that happened this past year. If I had time I'd recount all the wonderful things that have happened but I fear I would bore everyone to death with all the stupid little details I think are awesome... So here are links to my personal top quotes from posts (and if you click on the quote it ought to take you to that particulea:

• I'm sure your respective villiages are missing their idiots so now that your job is done here go home and be crazy there, far away from here. Thank you. Please don't come back. We'll forward your boring mail/bills and keep your cool catalogs. That is all.


• Also, I will toast all your bread, leave out your milk until it curdles, and hide your keys in the stove, behind the lightbulb. That's how tricky I'll be.


• d) Get my Mrs. degree somehow. Can't be that difficult, I mean, look at some of the people who get married these days...


• but that's just a guess since I spent most of class keeping my eyelips propped up with my pencil and click eraser. That and shooting laser darts out of my nose at people who asked questions that weren't relevant... I was almost attacked by a squirrel today. He ran toward me then feigned left then jumped right.


• Oh crikey! Joe get up! GET UP! You've got to get to work!!! No, I don't know, your pants are under the bed! What Mum? Oh, nothing. Not much going on..."


• Back to those who believe me to be heartless bitch...


• Have a great evening and watch out for people on the bus with brown shoes....I suspect that most serial killers have an affinity for brown shoes and plastic watches.


• This is bad, this is bad!?!?! Who am I marrying?!?!?!? I can't seem to remember agreeing to that!!!


• I'm a trained dolphin


• Being a mail-order bride only works if you're from some foreign country apparently. Gee, I should have found that out first.


• Sorry, Misty can't work for the next half-hour. It's her naptime.


• The Chai tea mix and I have made up and are making plans for a couples weekend in Boston sometime in the near future.


• It's Possible My Aunt Tiles Closets


• What gives? Must be the skunk I rolled in on the way to class.


• BETTER KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK ON WOOD!!


• Mommy, when can I kiss a boy???


• They promised free chocolate not nightmares of previous school dances!


• But his obsession with headbands was the death bell for our volley of affection....BOOMER SOONER you Irish scum!

And of course my Emerson-inspired rants that started on Nov 8th...
Okay, well... Now I'm off to celebrate the coming of the new year! Best wishes to all for a GREAT NEXT YEAR!!!! Love ya'll!!!!